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[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 71 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Dwarves have massive asses, they just don't usually wear the kind of clothes that accentuate it (also, they're kind of hard to see for tall races)! I mean seriously, they're supposed to be stout and have a lot of stamina for working in mines and the like, you can't really have that kind of build with a flat ass.

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago

Damn, I made this exact joke 1 minute more slowly.

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 week ago

With how wide dwarves are, their asses must naturally be huge. It's just that you're too hightist to notice.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 week ago

dwarves all have a chronic case of flabby repairman asscrack

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

A wide flat ass is still a flat ass

[-] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 week ago

Depends on their musculature

[-] dumples@midwest.social 25 points 1 week ago

That is why I love fantasy stories. They really show how gender and norms are social constructs. Its fun to play with

[-] luxliminal@piefed.social 12 points 1 week ago

I aspire to that goblin androgony dream

[-] ahdok@ttrpg.network 11 points 1 week ago
[-] Malgas@beehaw.org 7 points 6 days ago

Small, yes, but Konsi is pretty far from horrible.

Also I've never seen her eat a beetle, but you'd know better than me on that point.

[-] ahdok@ttrpg.network 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

This was the most "androgynous" looking goblin I had...

Konsi's first two years of life were as a goblin in a goblin clan, so would have eaten the same as the rest of them, after that, the next four or so years of her life were as a street urchin in Waterdeep. She ate a lot of scavenged food from trash cans and rats.

She's definitely eaten beetles.

[-] segfault11@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

Goblin androgyny: you're small and horrible and you're pretty certain that 'gender' was a kind of beetle you ate last week.

denji-just-like-me

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 1 week ago

Human: you look like a filthy [insert fantasy race here] and I hate you.

[-] squaresinger@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Why is it that in fantasy, humans always suck the most?

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 1 day ago

Variable based on the game. In modern d&d humans are the least specialized, while in old d&d (like 2e) humans were mechanically Inferior until higher levels, where they had the highest level cap. Also demi-humans (elves, dwarves, etc) were fewer in number, Tolkien-style, and sometimes discriminated against. In fact it kinda seemed like the less liked a race was, the more inherent abilities they had.

this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2025
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