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[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 127 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Why the fuck can't these assholes just go away?

You've won life. We get it. Good for you. Why do you need more money? Why do you need to constantly be the center of attention?*

It truly is just a handful of unscrupulous, malignant narcissists that have ruined everything (including the planet) for everyone else.

*these are rhetorical questions

[-] PostaL@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago

What does a man with power want?

More power

I’d posit that they haven’t won and are fundamentally broken people seeking to fill a void that no amount of money could fill. I know for certain I could never attain this much wealth as I would stop way before tens of millions.

[-] paulbg@programming.dev 9 points 6 days ago

these mfs don't need money anymore, they need power. money is just a byproduct of it.

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[-] skozzii@lemmy.ca 27 points 5 days ago

The more he speaks, the more apparent it is that he had no idea what he is talking about.

[-] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 38 points 5 days ago

Legends say that if you put your source code file in Grok, it'll print out the code and it'll land on Elon's desk.

Elon will browse through it and pretend to understand it, then tweet out insults and emojis and says you're fired. Even though you were never employed by him anyway.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 58 points 6 days ago
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[-] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 74 points 6 days ago

This just confirms Twitter is a 1M line BASIC program.

[-] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 28 points 6 days ago

More like all the On Error Resume Next statements. Which wasn't even the worst thing about Visual Basic! VB also had the On Error Resume statement. On Error Resume Next at least moved on to the next line after an error occurred; On Error Resume just re-executed the error-generating line, I guess on the assumption that something would eventually change there.

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I'm convinced this man has never used a computer

[-] mimic_dev@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Well according to his lawyer..

[-] conicalscientist@lemmy.world 44 points 6 days ago

I've been saying for a long time (since the 2010s tech boom). There's needs to be a new term the public lexicon termed "poptech" or popular technology. In the same vein has popsci.

The technology anyone knows anymore is oversimplified for general audiences. These days is almost always imparting wrong understanding.

The industry has been rife with grifters. If people catch on then the bottomless pit of funding will become very shallow.

[-] Enzyoo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 5 days ago

This man opens bin files in notepad

[-] FarraigePlaisteach@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

And .txt files in Microsoft Word

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 5 days ago

And gifs on internet explorer

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[-] Kaelygon@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago

I substituted every single include into a single 166 000 line file and sent it. Grok froze :(

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[-] paulbg@programming.dev 52 points 6 days ago

sounds like a very productive team💀

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 58 points 6 days ago

pelcan Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Pelican Mouth. Put Baby In Pelican Mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 6 days ago
[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago

I assume it's a joke about Elon asking for developers to willingly put their code into a predatory but apparently welcoming input for digestion.

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[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 8 points 6 days ago

Copypasta joke on a pic of a pelican with its mouth open. Mutated into a tumblr joke about the coy attempts at appearing trustworthy by something utterly untrustworthy

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[-] kamen@lemmy.world 50 points 6 days ago

Notice how it's suggested to cut instead of to copy the file.

[-] doktormerlin@feddit.org 28 points 6 days ago

Yeah duh, you get the fixed file so you don't need the original anymore obviously

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[-] MTK@lemmy.world 53 points 6 days ago
# Checking validity of each file
for file in directory:
  content = file.read()
  for keywords in ("heil hitler","hitler did nothing wrong","kill the jews","hitler was the victim","there is no evidence for the Holocaust"):
    if keywords in content:
      return True

# File is Invalid and fake news
return False
[-] Matriks404@lemmy.world 44 points 6 days ago

Yeah, that's definitely a thing that is perfectly legal to do. Your company will definitely be fine with that.

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[-] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 47 points 6 days ago

i think ive pinpointed exactly why twitter devs are terrible

[-] dajoho@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 days ago

That was clear when they made Bootstrap.

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[-] nthavoc@lemmy.today 12 points 5 days ago

"Now with 80% more MechaHilter comments in your source code file's source for that extra bonus source! What are ya waiting for??"

[-] Pulptastic@midwest.social 21 points 6 days ago

If you drag your computer file to the box thingy it will be rendered

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[-] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 days ago

ah yes i will upload main_source-code-file.sh and ask it to help why it wont open

[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 27 points 6 days ago
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[-] pno2nr@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

The files are in the computer?

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[-] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 16 points 6 days ago

10 PRINT CHR$ (205.5 + RND (1));
20 GOTO 10

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[-] 6stringringer@lemmy.zip 12 points 6 days ago

The man loves destroying his work. Let ‘em get to it. It’s what he’s the best at doing.

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