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[-] kreskin@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

no unit tests huh.

/s

[-] AlyxMS@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

What you do is use a for loop to generate a million lines for you, then paste it in. Writing it manually is moronic. You can easily make it support numbers above 1,000,000 too this way, talking about scalable

[-] balsoft@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

No, silly. You ask chatgpt to write (steal) a loop that would generate all those lines. Haven't you heard about meta-vibe template-programming?

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[-] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

apart from everything else, have they never heard of a switch statement

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[-] voodooattack@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
bool isEven(int value) {
  return (int)(((double)value / 2.0) % 1.0) * 100) != 50;
} 
[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Good if you are rated by an AI that pays for LOCs.

[-] Kuma@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I am more amazed that he didn't stop at 10 and think "damn this is tiresome isn't there a one liner i could do?". I want to know how far he went. His stubbornness is amazing but also scary. I haven't seen this kind of code since back in school lol lol lol

[-] xorollo@leminal.space 5 points 1 week ago

This joke was not written by the dude pictured. The author wrote a book of funny code jokes.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 1 week ago

Oh shit, gotta check the negative numbers as well!

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[-] Midnitte@beehaw.org 5 points 1 week ago

When did Thor become the dev for Yandere Simulator?

[-] FireIced@lemmy.super.ynh.fr 5 points 1 week ago

that's some good code right there

[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

I want to assess coders by lines written! The more the better!

[-] last_philosopher@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

To be fair, the question is "Write a function that simultaneously determines if the number is even and works as a timer"

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[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Throwback to when someone shared the OG version of this meme to my uni chat, I replied with "Oh you can simply do

def is_even(n: int) -> boolean:
    if n > 0 return not is_even(n - 1)
    elif n < 0 return not is_even(n + 1)
    else return True

And instead of laughing at the joke the TA in the chat said "When you start getting internships you'll do n % 2" like I was being serious.

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