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I mean small like I sneeze and a 20 dollar bill appears in my hand or something like that. Not classic answers like flying or super strength.

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[-] Weirdmusic@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

The ability to turn most traffic lights green (not all of them just, like 90%), would basically be the reverse of my current super power of turning most traffic lights red

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[-] MrFunnyMoustache@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The ability to accelerate my speed of thoughts so I could come up with witty comebacks in real time and not hours later.

[-] Meowstermind@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 year ago

Being able to find the exact book page or moment in a Netflix series where I was when I fell asleep last night.

Or when my cat starts to make her first vomit sounds being able to beam her from the carpet to a floor with tiles in a split second.

[-] ZagTheRaccoon@reddthat.com 10 points 1 year ago

Taking photos with my eyes. Would help a ton with getting pictures of cool bugs without having to fiddle with my phone and get defeated by autofocus

[-] Treatyoself@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Exactly once a month, I find a 20 on the ground. It can be anytime of the month and it can only be once a month. How great a feeling to find a 20 on the ground and no one is around?

The 20s are coming from scumbag people like jerks who don’t pick up their dogs poop or are mean to customer service people.

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[-] smstnitc@lemmy2.addictmud.org 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Not require sleep, ever, with no ill effects (fatigue, mental issues, shortened lifespan, etc).

So much time is wasted sleeping. I have too much shit to do! It's 2am because I was up getting some code working for another team at work, and we just moved, so I have tons of unpacking to do!

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[-] noksucow@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

Lie detection

[-] R51@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

oof.. i'm gonna go with slightly above average luck

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[-] NattyNatty2x4@beehaw.org 9 points 1 year ago

Being able to manually adjust my focus on and interest in what I'm doing.

[-] doctortofu@reddthat.com 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The ability to control the temperature (and perhaps humidity and/or composition too) of air within 1mm of my body. Like a personal air conditioner. Would make going outside right now so much more bearable, pretty sure it would help with sleep too... Sigh, one can dream...

[-] Weirdfish@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Someone once mentioned slowing time for like 2 seconds as a terrible super power, but as a skateboarder, I think this would be amazing.

[-] pulsereaction@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Control my apettite at will would be nice.

[-] necrxfagivs@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Zoom with my eyes! I love birding, having prismatic eyes would be neat.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

With the example given, I feel like my go-to super power would still be applicable here:

Whatever I draw, I can make real. The first thing I'd draw is a pill that allows me to draw better.

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[-] Zippythezigzag@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

I want an audibe achievment fanfare everytime something i do goes according to plan.

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[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

The ability to know exactly the right thing to say at any given time. Because I often do the opposite right now.

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[-] CurlyWurlies4All@prxs.site 7 points 1 year ago

Superhuman patience.

[-] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Maxed out luck stat

I don't want to know something would go well, I want to be surprised when something goes well

[-] 200ok@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Every morning when I wake up my clothes and dishes from yesterday are cleaned and put away

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[-] Zozano@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
  • never be bored.
  • fall asleep instantly.
  • pee and poop teleported straight into the toilet.
  • grow fingernails back quickly.
  • know how to do anything, but lose all memory of the thing when trying to do it, tell anyone, or record it.
  • ability to shapeshift, but your bones and muscles are going to hurt like hell. You think breaking a bone is bad? Try having all the bones in your face rearrange themselves.
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[-] stagen@feddit.dk 6 points 1 year ago

That I could tell someone to stop doing something and they'd actually listen and stop.

[-] BubblyMango@lemmy.wtf 7 points 1 year ago

"stop breathing"

Boom dead. Best assasinatoin superpower.

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[-] mysoulishome@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Not have a panic attack when someone is mildly displeased with me

[-] anarchoplayworker@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

The ability to know if a fruit is going to taste good just by holding it. Perhaps being able to experience the taste of it (when it ripens) by holding it. Perhaps also being able to tell peak ripeness. But that may be op. I’d settle for the first part.

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