It'll be fine.

YOLO!

Oh, the first month is 90% off

I’m sure last time was a fluke

Never rub another man's rhubarb -joker

"Life is long, I'll have plenty of time to do it in the future". Spoiler: life is short

It’s 6 months same-as-cash! I’ll definitely pay it off by then!

I spend 60% of my life in front of it, might as well splurge on quality and comfort.

(Bad decision A: Spending almost 2/3 of my life sitting on a computer. Bad decision B: Using money on computers that I SHOULD save up to eventually affort a house loan)

“This will be either badass or really stupid.”

What no kill fatten & what no fatten forgotten (Sounds like: wano keel fat e wano fat fegot when I say it lol)

Welp, it ain't gonna get worse than this

"Whatever happens, happens"

"It is what it is"

Gotta expect a few losses in a big operation!

“I’ll be careful.”

A friend once pointed out to me that if you have to tell yourself this, you should stop whatever you’re doing (e.g. pouring bleach while wearing your best shirt) and reevaluate.

In for a penny....

"No risk - no fun"

"I did a good job today and I deserve a treat." I procede toneat entirely too much candy, but I never learn.

Yolo, but ironically, but so often that I'm not sure I'm using it ironically anymore?

"Fuck it, leggo" and "what's the worst that could happen?"

I'll do that later

Easy come, easy go.

Fuck it wie ball

Lazuliiiiiiiiiiiiii

Let's do this like Judas

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