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[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 83 points 5 months ago

Take this shit back to LinkedIn

[-] Solumbran@lemmy.world 57 points 5 months ago

That moment when you are so deep into capitalist shit you start making motivational quotes not about talent, morals or well-being, but about money.

You really need to reach a deep and pathetic level of stupidity to actually believe something like that

[-] trinsec@piefed.social 39 points 5 months ago

Multiplying money is easy when you already have money. Not an art.

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 27 points 5 months ago

"taking risks" is also a lot easier when there are no consequences for you.

[-] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Dabbling in stocks, I realised you need plenty of capital to have higher risk tolerance.

[-] Jarix@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Takes money to make money and that's why they keep stabbing it from the poors

[-] DeceasedPassenger@lemmy.world 27 points 5 months ago

No, it's luck despite the system.

No, also luck despite the system.

No, still luck despite the system.

[-] gilgameth@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

Believing these words is dumb, but making quotes about them is malevolent.

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 17 points 5 months ago

Extortion is an art?

[-] sxan@midwest.social 11 points 5 months ago

"Qutos", a new State Trek Ferengi comic relief character who goes around sagely quoting capitalist aphorisms that make no sense to anyone but other Ferengi.

[-] 3aqn5k6ryk@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

Keep that shit to yourself.

[-] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

I'm glad Lemmy once again shows how anticapitalist it is.

[-] squaresinger@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Tbh, this post only makes sense as anticapitalist satire. There's no value in these statements when taking them at face value.

So of course people see it as what it is and engage exactly like that.

[-] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 months ago

Money! Money, money! Money money money, money, money money... Money money? Money money money money money!

[-] db2@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago
[-] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

Money, money, money

Must be funny

[-] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 months ago

Plot twist: it really isn't after a point!🙁

[-] halvar@lemy.lol 1 points 5 months ago

I mean from a literary viewpoint this text is pretty well built, I've almost believed it for a moment.

this post was submitted on 20 Jul 2025
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