Your first mistake was going to reddit.

Can god sling a dick so big even he can't rub one out?

Maybe battery cell count is a factor.

SEXY DANGE

My go to is a pink pencil eraser. Hit the pad and the contact both then blow away the eraser residue.

Anyone know how to add it to mobile Chrome?

Edit: go to the udm14 site, then open settings/search engine, it'll be in there. I'm not sure if you have to do a search through the site first for it to show up.

Someone somewhere just unlocked a new fetish.

There were a lot of really good images like that well before AI. Anyone remember Photoshop Friday?

Was it Mr Hands?

What?

I think these assholes should be held to their claims. In this case that means the money comes directly out of his pocket.

Meanwhile, the airline still running off Windows 3.11: