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Dialing into the morning standup during commute:
Let's be real: this is so your boss (in his MB with his MB money) can micromanage you, even on the go!
This is a CLA, not an E or S Class. The base CLA costs about as much as the average new car sold in the US. This is like the first promotion, I'm going to buy a car car.
Now I'm just picturing random Benz's satnavs crashing all over the planet. All because Teams.exe decided it needed 100% of the CPU, at maximum priority, for the next 20 minutes. Because fuck you.
(I'm 999.9999999% sure that program is SkyNet/Genesis at this point. Because Microsoft doesn't need to mine fuckin' Bitcoin or anything stupid. So the fuck is it doing?)
Remember when Microsoft Teams disabled Emergency Calls on Google Pixel devices?
Can't be forced to dial into teams meeting during commute when you ride an analog bike to work.
Who cares about MB, anyway?
Helpful for midlife crisis decisions: "I need it for work"
this post was submitted on 25 Jul 2025
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