Comedian John Pinette.
(Pardon my double posting, he was my all-time favorite.)
Source... Facebook John Pinette Tribute Page
I don't understand the joke about tequila.
Fat guys and skiing don't really mix well. We kinda just accelerate uncontrollably because of our huge mass
Oh, I'm keenly aware. What's that got to do with tequila?
Some people are saying that different drinks affects them differently. "Beer makes me sleepy." "Wine makes me horny." "Tequila makes me wanna ski." Etc. I think that's why he specified.
In his joke set about visiting Europe, he visited France and then the Swiss Alps (learned to ski). He mentions food and drinks throughout.
He says he is a lightweight drinker... "After 3 glasses of wine I can't remember where I parked the car".
Without reading other comments I would assume I led to snorting cocaine, because alcohol does that to some people.
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