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[-] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 year ago
  • Unplug the computer
  • Shut the house electric safety switch down
  • Cut the electricity pole nearest to the house
  • Bomb the nearest electricity distribution post
[-] BrooklynMan@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago

nuke it from orbit. it's the only way to be sure.

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
  • Wait for a sufficiently powerful coronal mass ejection to collapse the global electric grid
[-] diemechanist@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

"Simple and easily explained."

[-] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure I can learn my grandma to put a fork in any socket to close Vim, no prior knowledge needed

[-] mayoaddict@pawb.social 25 points 1 year ago
[-] z3n0x@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago

"this is my life now"

[-] alnilam@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

Does colon-capital-Q-exclamation mark even work? I'm pretty sure it's only lower case q.

[-] Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 1 year ago

its supposed to be lowercase,
but imgflip put the entire text in uppercase.

[-] RustySharp@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago

Honestly, the joke landed anyway. I've done numerous uppercase-Q trying to quit, because I didn't let go of Shift fast enough after typing the colon...

[-] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago

Was going to say this, myself.

[-] Eufalconimorph@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 year ago

cat /dev/zero > "/proc/$(pidof vim)/mem" is my favorite dumb way. Clear its memory, wait for the segfault.

[-] julianh@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

...you can write to program memory? Idk how exactly but that feels like a security risk.

[-] nintendiator@feddit.cl 6 points 1 year ago

It's your process, why shouldn't you be able to write to it? Vi is certainly doing it...

You do need to be root to do it to arbitrary processes.

[-] vrkr@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

dumb way.

Get fancy, add progress bar: pv < /dev/zero > "/proc/$(pidof vim)/mem"

[-] cloudless@feddit.uk 11 points 1 year ago

Amateur. Just unplug the power cable.

[-] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Open vim.

Accept vim is the OS now.

[-] Sarsoar@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

ctrl-S instinctively from windows then panic when the terminal pauses and isnt accepting input so you restart the computer.

[-] MattTheProgrammer@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago

Fuck, are you me?

[-] Boermund@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago

One panel below: shut down the computer

[-] graham1@gekinzuku.com 5 points 1 year ago
[-] Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago

holy crap,
that's exactly what i wanted the last command to do.

i just didn't know you can target jobs,
and settled with quitting the shell instead

[-] graham1@gekinzuku.com 2 points 1 year ago

yeah it's my favorite way to exit Vim. I post it every time I get a chance lol https://gekinzuku.com/comment/202790

[-] mormegil@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

There's a whole repo of possible methods: https://github.com/hakluke/how-to-exit-vim

[-] princess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

Alt+PrtScn o

[-] testifier@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
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[-] thiccdiccnicc@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

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[-] docAvid@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago

M-! pkill -9 vim

[-] gornius@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

ZZ will save file though, the others won't. You meant ZQ.

[-] Just_Dominic@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago
  1. Ctrl + T + alt
  2. sudo reboot
[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 1 year ago

Does unplugging the machine not work?

[-] sagrotan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I call my local energy provider and simply cancel my contract with immediate effect.

[-] onescomplement@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago
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[-] onescomplement@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago
[-] JohnJVaccaro@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago

try...

:x

it will save your changes and exit vim If there are no changes to the then it just exits vim.

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago
[-] Ducks@ducks.dev 1 points 1 year ago

til shift-z shift-z. am I stupid

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