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submitted 5 months ago by Jakylla@sh.itjust.works to c/xkcd@lemmy.world
[-] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 92 points 5 months ago

"No" is the most accurate I could ever have imagined for Inkjet Printers

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Phonetics negociation (sh.itjust.works)
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submitted 7 months ago by Jakylla@sh.itjust.works to c/tomscott@lemmy.zip

cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/22321600

[-] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 27 points 7 months ago

inplace sort be like:

def sort(list: list):
    list.clear()
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submitted 8 months ago by Jakylla@sh.itjust.works to c/xkcd@lemmy.world

cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/8677292


Transcript:

[A computer program.]

int getRandomNumber()
{
   return 4; // chosen by fair dice roll.
             // guaranteed to be random.
}

Hover Text:

RFC 1149.5 specifies 4 as the standard IEEE-vetted random number.

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submitted 8 months ago by Jakylla@sh.itjust.works to c/xkcd@lemmy.world

cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/8653164


Transcript:

Cueball: Hey, check it out: e^π^−π is 19.999099979. That's weird.
Black Hat: Yeah. That's how I got kicked out of the ACM in college.
Cueball: ...what?

Black Hat: During a competition, I told the programmers on our team that e^π^−π was a standard test of floating-point handlers -- it would come out to 20 unless they had rounding errors.

Cueball: That's awful.
Black Hat: Yeah, they dug through half their algorithms looking for the bug before they figured it out.

Hover text:

Also, I hear the 4th root of (9^2^ + 19^2^/22) is pi.

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submitted 8 months ago by Jakylla@sh.itjust.works to c/xkcd@lemmy.world

cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/8619086


Title text:

It's like the traveling salesman problem, but the endpoints are different and you can't ask your friends for help because they're sitting three seats down.

Links:

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xkcd #156: Commented (programming.dev)
submitted 8 months ago by Jakylla@sh.itjust.works to c/xkcd@lemmy.world

cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/8609865


Hover text:

Your IDE's color may vary.

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[-] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 29 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

HTML: You are not a nerd

Edit: OH MY GOD what did you just share !!!

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Ghoti (s3.amazonaws.com)
submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by Jakylla@sh.itjust.works to c/linguistics_humor@sh.itjust.works
[-] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 year ago

BAM! I got that div centered on this display!

[-] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 76 points 1 year ago
$ rm -rf /
Removing /etc/passwords...
~ WITH XXXXX ANTIVIR, PROTECT YOUR PASSWORDS FOR ONLY 5.99$ PER MONTH ~
Removing /home/user...
~ WITH XXX VPN, ACCESS ALL YOUR CONTENT ONLINE FROM ANY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD, 19.99$ PER YEAR FOR NEW SUBSCRIPTIONS ~
Removing /bin/bash...
~ DO YOU WANT A BIGGER D ? TAKE XXXX PILLS, 99.9% SUCCESS ~
...
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Title text: An apple fell on Isaac Newton's head and gave him the idea that the moon might be a tasty apple, though this turned out not to be true--the Apollo program eventually determined that it was just a desolate and bland Red Delicious.


Transcript

[Cueball sits under a tree. An apple falls from the tree and hits him on the head.]

Bonk

[The view zooms out, showing the moon, which Cueball looks up at.]

[Closeup on Cueball.]

Cueball: ...
Cueball: We should grow apples on the moon.


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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Jakylla@sh.itjust.works to c/xkcd@lemmy.world

Title text: In the LotR map, up and down correspond LOOSELY to northwest and southeast respectively.


Transcript too long for lemmy, check Explain xkcd wiki to get one ;)

These charts show movie character interactions. The horizontal axis is time. The vertical grouping of the lines indicate which characters are together at a given time.


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To name the Months (i.imgur.com)
[-] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago

If like me you can't see the picutre of the post, here is the original image:

revealxkcd #2821

[-] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 year ago

Not sure that this transcription is useful for person with vision disabilities unfortunately, would need some description of the symbols I think

[-] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Also, hasn't been said yet, but when a file name with a space is uploaded to the net, the url will replace spaces with "%20" (for technical reasons), making the URL looking bad

(but still not mandatory to replace spaces by underscodes)

Example: http://example.com/the%20file%2042.png vs http://example.com/the_file_42.png

[-] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

answerStardew Valley

[-] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
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>-.>-.--------.+++++++.-------.>----..<.>>++.<<-.>+.>.<<++.>---.---.--.<-----.++++++.--.
[-] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 year ago

Create a new account, with another mail address, with different name (not simply add a digit or smthg at the end), don't link it to your previous one, don't talk about the previous one, don't complain about the suspension of your previous account

Should do the trick

Also, quit reddit, and have fun with Lemmy, that is a good way to go around reddit ban

[-] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 year ago
  • Unplug the computer
  • Shut the house electric safety switch down
  • Cut the electricity pole nearest to the house
  • Bomb the nearest electricity distribution post
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