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[-] RedStrider@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago

Someone should make a script that prevents your computer from viewing files if you've had it for less than 18 years

[-] camelbeard@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

My Google account is older than 18 years, yet they still want me to verify my age for some youtube videos.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 244 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Next thing you can only store files on government approved servers. Storing files locally will be illegal. To protect the children!

[-] miguel@fedia.io 130 points 2 days ago

I see you've heard of onedrive :D

[-] CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

It even uploads all your files and deletes the local copies for you!

[-] miguel@fedia.io 6 points 1 day ago

So convienent

[-] bandarbaru_1@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 day ago

pls stop giving gov idea 😭😭

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago
[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Definetly Santa's nice list…

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[-] pentastarm@piefed.ca 118 points 2 days ago

This is off topic but I have never seen a negative downvote. Is... Is that like an upvote but with more steps???

[-] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 51 points 2 days ago

I think you have to right click the page while hitting alt-F4 to expose a warp zone.

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 66 points 2 days ago

Please don't do this.

Every use of warp destabilizes the zone and eventually warp will be impossible altogether in the unstable zone, possibly the whole quadrant.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

And then they just dropped that entire plotline

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[-] BremboTheFourth@piefed.ca 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

~~It's something to do with how Piefed interacts with Voyager. Never seen it on my Lemmy account or on the browser version of Piefed.~~ boy do I love being immediately proven wrong, this post is currently at -1 both in Voyager and on browser https://piefed.ca/post/114465

Does it still say -1 for you? For me it's a positive 1

[-] pentastarm@piefed.ca 12 points 1 day ago

Ah, it does indeed now have a positive 1 in the downvote. You'd think the implementation of ActivityPub would have that be consistent.

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[-] rbn@sopuli.xyz 35 points 1 day ago

I completely support that. Bash porn can get pretty interactive.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touch_(command)

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago

alias sex "updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep"

[-] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 12 points 1 day ago

you dare assume my package manager.

alias stroke="rm"
for i in {1..100}; do touch penis && stroke penis; done
[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

I don't assume anything, I just repost stuff from 40 years ago. ;)

[-] xthexder@l.sw0.com 2 points 1 day ago

technologic-

[-] tisktisk@piefed.social 40 points 1 day ago

As someone who hasn't apple'd in over a decade, I thought this was real

[-] i_am_hiding@aussie.zone 8 points 1 day ago

As someone who has only linux'd in over a decade, I didn't even realise this wasn't Linux until I read your comment.

[-] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Same here. Once my iMac G3 and 2nd gen iPod Touch shit the bed, I was out. My parents are mac people and frequently ask me for help with random, outlandish issues on their Macs (since I'm a "computer person") and I'm usually at a loss.

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[-] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

IIRC, it opens a gui modal asking if you want to give the terminal permission to read the folder. Not quite the same, but still weird and jarring.

[-] tisktisk@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago
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[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 70 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Submitting my selfie like...

[-] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 day ago

A capture of an ASCII art of an edited drawing from a photo taken more than a decade ago... If it's intentionally part of the message... Damn I get philosophical about it...

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[-] hddsx@lemmy.ca 47 points 2 days ago
[-] LolaCat@lemmy.ca 88 points 2 days ago
hddsx is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
[-] coherent_domain@infosec.pub 88 points 2 days ago
[-] LostXOR@fedia.io 17 points 1 day ago
[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago

Yeah, he's also been working on misinformation campaigns to try to hide that fact. Be really careful who you accept presents from this Christmas. Person with long beard sitting atop their throne of cables and holding a huge power bar like a staff. Likely in an old server room. Captioned: "this is who all your failed sudos get reported to"

[-] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago

You gawt a loicense faw that foil there guv'na?

[-] kubica@fedia.io 19 points 2 days ago

This indecent will be reported.

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[-] 2910000@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

sudoers getting renamed to grownups

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[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 37 points 2 days ago

Reminds me of the age verification in Larry 1. You had to answer some pretty hard trivia questions.

[-] Hasherm0n@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

My friends Dad had this game back when I was a youngster. For the longest time we thought the trivia was the game.

[-] Regna@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

And you didn’t have a search engine at your disposal then. I had to get hold of the purity test from Usenet to understand some of the stuff in LSL.

[-] bytesonbike@discuss.online 7 points 1 day ago

I downloaded a DOS game a few years back that had security questions like:

  • Who is the shortstop for this 1978 World Series Team?
  • What was this actor's favorite lunch while on the set of this 1979 film?
  • What is the name of this politician who made an appearance on this 1984 sitcom?
[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 6 points 1 day ago

Sounds like what I remember from Larry.

[-] goatinspace@feddit.org 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Cancel
eza porn

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