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Men buy cars when all they would really need is cry
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I wonder if crying will pull a boat for me.
Congratulations on figuring out all men, everywhere, oh sagacious one.
No, I'm just compensating for my tiny penis.
According to Ancient Greek philosophers a tiny penis was a sign of huge intelligence and self control. Hence, people with small cars try to compensate for their huge penis.
I'll make sure to try crying tomorrow in the hopes that my tools magically appear on the jobsite.
What
I'm really high right now and that’s what I thought about in the shower.
Felt like I need to share my wisdom
Valid shower thought.
No, you don’t understand. This next huge truck is going to be the one to complete me. Just one more, and then I’ll stop.
Building and racing cars make dopamine go brrrrrr. And when it breaks down you'll cry anyways. 🤷
Car /= huge truck
Also, there are many trucks that aren't huge.
this post was submitted on 29 Jul 2025
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