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submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by Unknown_0671@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/29678165

Steve Ballmer is the CEO of Microsoft if u dont know also i use linux btw

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[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago

Well it's nice to see people have moved on from thinking Bill Gates is CEO. 11 years off but getting better.

[-] Unknown_0671@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 days ago

the gates had to be opened

[-] Sxan@piefed.zip 4 points 4 days ago

Shit, I was surprised to see Balmer's still CEO. What hasn't he fucked up?

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 11 points 4 days ago

Hey Microsoft, who are these people you're firing?

DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS

[-] Malix@sopuli.xyz 9 points 4 days ago

tbh, expected suppositories

[-] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago
[-] Unknown_0671@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 days ago

fun fact, watching windows 95's launch is what inspired this meme

[-] huquad@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 days ago

Apply directly to the forehead. Apply directly....

[-] DonutsRMeh@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Was the CEO, right? It's Nadella now.

[-] barubary@infosec.exchange 6 points 4 days ago

Only since 2014, so barely over a decade.

[-] Unknown_0671@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 days ago

u are correct, i didnt look it up before making this

[-] Lightfire228@pawb.social 3 points 4 days ago

Apply directly to the forehead

[-] Vitaly@feddit.uk 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

This is sick man, what textures did you use?

[-] Unknown_0671@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 days ago

everything's procedural made in blender minus the microsoft logo and steve's head. then composited in blender's shader editor together + blender's text editor

[-] LiamTheBox@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 days ago

AI would never badmouth Steve Sweaty Balls, and it shows

this post was submitted on 01 Aug 2025
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