missing from this retelling is the part where op shit themself in public
One of my favorite memories about my cousin is when he showed up early for a family party without telling anyone.
He snuck in the front door, and silently made his way up to my room, opened the door, stuck his butt in, RIPPED ATOMIC ASS, and then slammed the door shut and held it closed.
I swear, the stench had physical tendrils that stuck to my face like an octopus.
Username…sadly checks out
be uni student
Studying for finals
neckbeard walks into study room
"I'm just looking for my phone" loudly snickering
He procedes to let rip one of the loudest farts known to man
Leaves while quietly laughing to himself
Wtf.png
>You look at his feet on his way out and notice he leaves a dripping trail while walking.
This is beyond crop dusting. Might have to call him the bug bomb
He Who Smelt It
Not even a student
Daaamn....
Great fart recipe. 10/10
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