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[-] qupada@fedia.io 24 points 2 months ago

"Surveillance-minded" (hereafter, "Helicopter") parents were almost certainly already doing that.

It just required a sharp knife and a tube of contact adhesive previously.

[-] Ugurcan@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I was under the impression this is the main selling point of AirTags. Is there a real market for tracking lost luggage? I see AirTags being sold in every Kid’s store around here.

[-] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

I have one in a very well hidden pocket in my backpack. Because it’s my gig bag, and goes with me when I’m working in the field. If I were just leaving it under my desk all day, I wouldn’t bother. But since it often ends up sitting in the corner of a random room while I run around a building, it has an AirTag buried in it.

[-] Shelbyeileen@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

My dog has one on her collar. She got lost once, after chasing a squirrel, so it was a no brainer. The cool thing is that you can make it go off, by pressing a button, and train the dog to come to you when it chirps. I hope I never need to use it in an emergency, but it's good to know I'm prepared.

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[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 4 points 2 months ago

Some shoes even already had compartments in them and came with a toy car that fit in there

[-] ToiletFlushShowerScream@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

This reminds me of an episode of Black Mirror that I can't remember the name of.

[-] Zikeji@programming.dev 7 points 2 months ago

Yes! You’re the best!

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

Just give them a phone. Then at least they get something they want with it, instead of ugly shoes.

[-] Fiery@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 months ago

Young children should absolutely not have a phone, unless I suppose it's completely locked down to chat apps and the tracking I suppose...

[-] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

Those happen to be the things a child should not be exposed to

[-] sykaster@feddit.nl 3 points 2 months ago

More and more governments issue warning about the effects of screens on baby, toddler, and child brain development. The age the Netherlands puts forward now is 14 to have a smartphone, and no screens or very limited until 3 years of age.

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[-] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Learn to use the tools to protect your kids. iPhones and Android can absolutely be locked down for children. Or just get an apple watch or flip phone. All better than a fucking airtag.

My kids got an apple watch, locked down during school hours, etc.

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[-] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

A lot of people don't know this, but you can put your weed in there.

[-] winkerjadams@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

I would rather not

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[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 months ago

If you need to spy on your kids to keep tabs on them, you're a shitty parent. You should be able to discuss enabling Find My (assuming they have an iPhone) on their phone and why that's required (by you) openly.

Too many inept people have children. That's a large part of why society is in such decline.

[-] tonytins@pawb.social 6 points 2 months ago

Too many inept people have children.

The USA is forcing women to have kids.

[-] dandu3@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Truer words have never been spoken

[-] wavebeam@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Hey asshole, special needs kids are big and strong and smart enough to get themselves out in the world and need ways to get to them to keep them safe. There are plenty of reasonable reasons for tracking tech for your kid that aren’t helicopter parenting.

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Hey asshole

What an unnecessary and disproportionately rude response to what they're saying.

special needs kids

Special needs is not something every person out there considers daily along with its ramifications for you to be attacking whoever forgets when it's not part of their lives when it only affects a small fraction of school-aged children. Even I forget, despite growing up with a non-verbal autistic kid, and even then he wasn't running around getting in trouble for me to even consider this scenario.

[-] Auth@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I swear these are apple guerrilla marketing articles. Air tags in the shoe is so stupidly expensive for the task.

[-] underline960@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

"Can"? Were they physically unable to before?

[-] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 5 points 2 months ago

It is likely more that they are designed to have AirTags with special compartments.

[-] underline960@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

As if kids won't suss that out in two heartbeats.

[-] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 3 points 2 months ago

Depends on their age. I have young kids and love in the inner city. These would be handy but you'd need it in every shoe or it's pointless.

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[-] sk1nnym1ke@piefed.social 4 points 2 months ago

The peak of evolved kids shoes are those with wheels on the heels ("Heelys")

[-] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Bonus points if they had the hard plastic instep so you could grind with them like Soaps.

[-] Guidy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Parents worry about their kids. All mammals I've ever heard of do this. So when you tell human parents that they can have a better chance of finding their kids if their kids are missing, injured, or abducted, that's going to appeal.

I don't believe it's about sUrVeIlLaNcE at all.

[-] BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm not concerned with tracking where my kids are with these, but tracking their shoes sounds kinda useful. Average daily conversation in my house:

"Where are you shoes?"
"I don't know?"
"You were just in the middle of putting them on!?!!"
"Yeah but... I can't find them now."
"How? You had them in your hands?!?"
"That was, um, before I got distracted."
"*sigh* Let's go try and find them."
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[-] bcgm3@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Kids have a distinct advantage in this ongoing consumer tech war between parents and kids.

I don't use TikTok, but I'd be pretty surprised if this wasn't already starting to trend there, along with ideas for where to put the airtags to fool parents.

Maybe just... talk to your kids?

[-] rozodru@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

showing my age but when I was a kid during the summer or on weekends I'd be out of the house all day and just where ever in my town. My parents didn't care as long as I was either home for dinner or by the time the street lights came on. and if I wasn't home for dinner I had to find a phone and call not because my parents would be worried but so they either wouldn't have to cook as much or set out a plate for me.

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[-] AlecSadler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago

My friend who has a non-white son is considering something like this just in case an ICE kidnapping happens.

[-] pivot_root@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

A bit of a cynical take, but it wouldn't surprise me if ICE started throwing away shoes and phones onto the roadside.

[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

It's only a matter of time before they start building piles of children's shoes

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[-] bus_factor@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Depends on the age. For a 3-5 year old prone to sneaking out on adventures it could be useful.

Just one problem: Mine tended to attempt their escape barefoot.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 2 months ago

Put a tag on their ear, I know some biologists that can hook you up

[-] Balaquina@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

I would actually live to see some sort of comedy sketch do this with one of those giant radio collars from the 1970s lol

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[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Is there an open sources solution for GPS tracking devices that size? Because I feel like we need something to counteract people willing to trust Apple to track people and things everywhere.

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

be kid

find this in your shoe

get idea

catch seagull

tie airtag to its foot.

go see mom having a fit

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

The Simpsons already did it.

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