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[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Anyone ever had an ocular migraine? Fucking trippy. I could see people making up crazy explanations.

Totally painless, merely circular, rotating, rainbow flashes as you look around. Scared the crap out of me until I looked online. Thought it might be a sort of LSD flashback. Had it it hit me a few times in a short time span, never again.

This is a great representation of what I saw, no blur in my case, or I didn't notice any.

[-] Zagam@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago

Sittin' here on the toilet, it took me a second to shift the word "floaters" into proper context.

[-] arin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Aneurysms confused with god speaking to them.

[-] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Epileptic seizures confused with spiritual possessions

[-] Coelacanth@feddit.nu 2 points 1 week ago

As a kid I thought they were parasitic worms eating my eyeballs from the inside.

[-] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

Found RFK JR's account.

[-] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 week ago

Those aliens have incredibly fast ships. It doesn't matter how fast you turn your gaze, they're one step ahead.

[-] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

No, Aliens successfully genetically bioengineered our eyes to have "eye floaters" that look exactly like their interdimensional starships flying overhead so they can fly them around on Earth without anyone noticing. It is all part of their evil genius plan!

[-] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago

Headlights near hills are also a common source of ufo sightings

[-] iii@mander.xyz 2 points 1 week ago
[-] Deceptichum@quokk.au 2 points 1 week ago

That’s what a headlight near a hill would say.

[-] foggy@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Hats are more commonly the subject of UFO photos than UFOs.

[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 1 points 1 week ago

If someone throws a hat in the air, you take a picture of it before it lands, and you don't know what it is you've seen and photographed, technically you have taken a photo of a UFO.

[-] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Didn’t it happen that people in LA started calling the cops one time during the pandemic because they saw the Milky Way for the first time in their lives?

[-] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 1 points 1 week ago

There must be people that mistake ghosts for eye floaters too, so it probably balances it out.

[-] stepan@lemmy.cafe 1 points 1 week ago

Certainly me as a kid

[-] ModernRisk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

Genuine question; is there anything we can do against eye floaters or is it necessary to go to opticians/ doc?

[-] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

There is no treatment because they are considered a natural and harmless consequence of aging. Only in severe cases is surgery necessary.

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Aging?! I saw them more as a child than as a middle-aged man. Are we talking about the wormy things?

[-] vaguerant@fedia.io 1 points 1 week ago

I'm thinking about my eye floaters roughly 200% of the time and I still mistake them for bugs flying past my face at least once a week.

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