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Anon thinks about statistics (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 months ago by abbotsbury@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[-] scott@lemmy.org 78 points 4 months ago

Glad anon doesn't want kids cuz he sucks

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

Don't worry, annon is on contraceptives.

[-] riwo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 4 months ago

(red pill)

[-] snoons@lemmy.ca 42 points 4 months ago

Anon is still an incel.

[-] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 38 points 4 months ago

Your incel son can always become your whore daughter. Worked for my parents :3

[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 35 points 4 months ago

Those stats are obviously pulled out of an asshole, but id rather my child be a slut instead of a vcel.

[-] HorreC@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago

While I love that they are doing the reading and thinking ahead. But they would have to find someone that would even be willing to start any of the process to maybe make one of these 'issues'.

[-] Angelusz@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

🤮

[-] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago

Well, the chance of having either is actually 0%. The chance of a 4channer to be a shitty parent, on the other hand...

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