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[-] frazw@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago

Whenever I read about these hunters getting killed there is always this element in the reporting that it was a tragedy. It wasn't. It was a glorious victory. Two entered a death match (one unwilling) and one survived. The buffalo defied odds heavily stacked against it and won. The buffalo didn't ask to be the target of a wanker with a gun who likes killing things for fun. The wanker should also acknowledge that they're are risks in playing death games. Sorry dude you lost. Buffalo won. Buffalo should get to live like a king as its prize.

[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I think there are many hunters who would agree.

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[-] MrShankles@reddthat.com 2 points 1 week ago

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of Klingon voices suddenly cried out in agreement and were suddenly honored. I ~~fear~~ know something glorious has happened

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Guns are for punks. Fight with your hands or GTFO.

(I'd PPV that all day. It's like watching parkour YouTubes, just screaming and damage everywhere.)

[-] TheOakTree@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 week ago

Asher was fatally injured in a sudden and unprovoked attack by an unwounded buffalo

Yeah, I'm sure it was unprovoked by the car full of people following it for hours.

[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 14 points 1 week ago
[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

He's traumatized from the hostility and will have PTSD. But he did the right thing.

[-] wabafee@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

That buffalo deserves that millionaire's body as trophy.

[-] Canconda@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago

The reason behind the buffalo's attack on the trackers remains unclear. Reports indicate it became hostile before charging down the 52 year old.

God sending Harambe back for one last job.

[-] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Also said it was going 35mph when it hit him. Nice.

[-] Canconda@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

TheBullWins

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Grizzly bears can do 35 mph too, but they're less "hit by a truck" than "hit by a wood chipper".

[-] leadore@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

There should be a photo of the buffalo posing with his body, like all those pics of him posing with his kills.

[-] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago
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[-] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This should be posted in "uplifting."

Edit: it was!

[-] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

#TeamOrca and #TeamBuffalo

These "hunters" can eat shit.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

And team Bee for that one the other day

[-] heyWhatsay@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 week ago

Hum, how to properly respond..... Lulz

[-] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago
[-] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Lol fair's fair, pretty sure he was fixing to kill a buffalo

[-] Retreaux@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Rest in piss 👋

[-] NotForYourStereo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

And nothing of value was lost.

At least until they revenge hunt the animal for defending itself.

[-] PeePantsMcGee@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

This warms my heart ❤️🥰

[-] Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago
[-] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago
[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I think this is more "fuck around and find out" than "leopards ate my face".

[-] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

If they wanna call it a “sport” they have to let both sides win and lose.

[-] Wazowski@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
[-] Broadfern@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

“Locals shocked that megafauna are megafauna and humans are not invincible just because they have guns.”

In South Africa too. Like, do they not get that wild animals don’t play by human rules? It’s bigger than you. You took that risk.

[-] Part4@infosec.pub 1 points 1 week ago

He died doing something he loved: being eviscerated by black death thousands of miles away from the few people that pretended to love him in order to gain access to his money.

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Thoughts and prayers

[-] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Oh well....

[-] devolution@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Tragic.

So what's everyone having for dinner?

[-] Someplaceunknown@leminal.space 1 points 1 week ago

I’d really like something rich in flavour

[-] mrfriki@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago
[-] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo ate my face.

[-] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Thoughts and prayers

[-] Bort@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago
[-] CAWright@infosec.pub 1 points 1 week ago
[-] angrystego@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Read "bored to death" and didn't understand why it should be a leopards material.

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