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[-] AChiTenshi@sh.itjust.works 112 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Hey that 2 gold will come in handy later.

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For healing after being ambushed at night while camping.

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

confirmation bias

[-] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 56 points 1 week ago

2 gold is a lot of money, tho. Inns usually deal in copper.

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 1 week ago

The gold is not for the beds

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 56 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Does the city have any ordinances against setting up a tent in the park? I got one of them magical dealies that's like a single square outside, but a mansion on the inside.

I'm not going to obey the law if they hate the homeless anyway, but I need to know if I will have to kill any witnesses so I don't get fined.

[-] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 17 points 1 week ago
[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 1 week ago

I knew I would be compared to Brennan eventually.

[-] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 5 points 1 week ago

It's a great complment lol

[-] TehBamski@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Holy crap, that was hilarious! Thanks for sharing. =)

Ah yes, anarcho-socialist halflings, my favourite!

De-shortsed link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmaoNLSHx_w

[-] voracitude@lemmy.world 53 points 1 week ago
[-] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 23 points 1 week ago

Who is that mom

What's her phone number

[-] Vraylle@fedia.io 38 points 1 week ago

Because you always get attacked by cultists or assassins in the middle of the night if you stay at an inn.

Or maybe that's just a Warhammer FRPG thing?

[-] Droechai@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago

Depending on the inn really. If the innkeeper is having a long nose, a moustasche reminding you of whiskers, a tall hat that covers the ears and offers you a "safe-good sleep-night for you and your man-thing friend-allies" you kind of deserve being attacked.

This happened to a group some days after they killed a human sized white furred rat and its armoured bodyguard, but letting their slaverat run away after since he didnt participate in the fighting and so was innocent.

[-] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 13 points 1 week ago

Not only would I want to pay the 2GP, I would ask my DM for quests in the city. Then again, I prefer urban campaigns.

[-] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 10 points 1 week ago

Me purposefully going into gator country to avoid paying for a hotel in Saint Denis in rdr2:

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

That's why God gave us random encounters. Whos got first watch?

[-] Commiejones@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 week ago

2 gold?!?! I could feed a family of peasants for a year on that.

this post was submitted on 09 Aug 2025
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