The thing about Stephen King is he doesn't usually plan his stories. He just writes and goes where it takes him. Hence, they sometimes go to funny places.
FUCK, was this a Dark Tower spoiler??? I keep meaning to read past the first book.
Dont read past the first book. Preserve whatever mystery and intrigue you have.
Beyond lies mary sue madness involving star wars, spiderman and harry potter. Wish I was joking.
Best series i have read, ever. Read it.
This is why you just shoot the fucker and don't try and do a one liner.
To quote the great philosopher Tuco, "When you got to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."
Or you do the one liner after the shot.
Which is what Tuco did.
Tight! Tight!
fake: no it isn't, i'm the evil wizard and this has definitely happened, i'm just not sure which one of the 17 guys that regularly show up this is
gay: I'm quite certain they all have feelings for me
Why do you call yourself evil?
Aren't you just misunderstood?
Kids these days don't understand the joy of being the evil wizard and knowing it.
what did this guy do to get banished to the desert the first time?
He impersonated me on the internet
*grabs a pair of basketballs and holds them over crotch*
"Ooh looketmeee I'm haalvaaar...!"
off to the desert you go
Everyone else just misunderstands that evil isn't bad, it's just "live" spelled backwards.
fake: excuse me I'm schmevil at worst and oh you're describing yourself
gay: okay got us there
Third time's the char-
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Sounds like the Dying earth series / cugels saga - fantastic if you like weird dark fantasy https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cugel's_Saga
This is pretty much the synopsis of The Gunslinger by Steven King.
The book series is very long iirc. Is it worth reading?
Extremely worth reading. Especially if you’re a fan of his other works since he weaves aspects of them into this series. But be aware, book 4 is the best of the series, and 5 is the worst (the climax is built up for the whole book and lasts about 2 pages.)
Edit: Also, regardless of anything you have heard or see online, the never made a movie of the series. They did release a bag of shit that they filmed, but no actual movie has ever made it to theaters…
Isn't that the joke?
Yes, probably what this is about, but I’ve always found explaining the joke makes it funnier.
Jokes that need explaining are famously the funniest type
You could make the simplest of jokes and someone still wouldn't get it. Lemmy is excellent at not getting jokes
And that is why you don't state your evil intentions, you just do it
Like Ozymandias.
And Gwyneth Paltrow
But it works in anime 🙄
The Tuco doctrine.
Anon plays Banished, a medieval city builder
Can't find another game quite like it tbh
Timberborn is pretty fun and plays quite similarly.
This comment makes me miss TotalBiscuit :(
His banished review is my only exposure to the game
Ahh banished, The local cleric being replaced by a villager called 'Demon' remains one of my only steam screenshots.
Ah, the o'l "send them to the desert" bit. Works every time.
Get rekt
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