220
Any Day Now (sh.itjust.works)
top 10 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] EnsignWashout@startrek.website 20 points 4 hours ago

I'm pleased to report that all those other promised utopia frameworks turned out perfect, and aren't in any way still a huge daily pain in the ass. I expect no less from this time around. Computers are finally smart. It's great.

It's the AI that is prone to delusions, or was that just me?

[-] SoupBrick@pawb.social 71 points 6 hours ago

They are trying, just give them a bit more time and money and money and money and money.

[-] EnsignWashout@startrek.website 25 points 4 hours ago

A little more time and a lot more money. But the savings will be huge. The savings will make the current era of extravagant burning piles of money look like a sound investment. You'll be glad you got in on the ground floor...

We do need a little more time, though. And money.

[-] KnitWit@lemmy.world 15 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Also, water. We’ll take all of that please, just pipe it right over to our spot in the desert. We’ll need some more money with that, of course.

[-] al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 9 minutes ago

Everyone complains about water consumption, energy use, and pollution of the ai yet fail to compare the use to its human counterparts

[-] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 10 points 4 hours ago

Just one more datacenter, bro!

[-] burlemarx@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 4 hours ago

I won't be surprised if AI ends up so expensive that they will cost more than actual developers. But as experience has shown, C-Suites prefer expensive and bloated tech than providing developers autonomy, good salaries and good career plans. They see us just as rebellious cogs in the machine.

[-] saltesc@lemmy.world -2 points 6 hours ago

God, I'm so sick of coding. Please. Bring it.

As of right now though? 5-6 years fie the basics

[-] marsza@lemmy.cafe 20 points 4 hours ago

Please exit the job market and let people who want to code make money

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 16 points 5 hours ago

Well, it won't come if everybody keeps pushing all the money in the world¹ into LLMs.

1 - Almost literally.

this post was submitted on 16 Aug 2025
220 points (98.2% liked)

Programmer Humor

25750 readers
1334 users here now

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS