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[-] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

The CEO also has the big screens. Their peons have two why would they only have one? What screens they're on the most is a different question.

[-] herseycokguzelolacak@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago

I can verify that this is correct.

[-] crazyminner@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago

This is so accurate, it hurts.

[-] spuriousMoot@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

I have one monitor but it's really wide. What did that make me?

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[-] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I'm at "iPad and enormous curved monitor connected to a laptop" so I guess I average out to upper-middle management. Which is shockingly accurate.

[-] The_v@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

iPad, 2 phones, 2 laptops, and a double monitor. I own my own business with no employees so I do all the jobs.

[-] vane@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I need a standalone watch to rule them all.

[-] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

[-] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Wait.... What should I be then with my jelly star? Should i be running the world rather than being a dev?

[-] DannyMac@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Shit, I've got 4.

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 3 points 2 days ago

I have a laptop, mobile, and two monitors. Jack of all trades.

[-] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Except russian CEOs get a large screen with a handle.

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