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If you have to shit, then shit. If you have to fart, then fart. You will feel better for it." - Mao ZeDong

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[-] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

What if I have to fart and the fart turns into a shit and I'm crowning already because of the fart but I'm not near a bathroom? Hmm?

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

Just do it. The quote was pretty unambiguous on this

[-] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

I haven't read his little red book, but maybe I should if it contains stuff like that.

Or is it from the lesser known second book: Jokes From Chairman Mao Tse-Tung

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Its from a speech in '59 Mao was giving where he was taking responsibility for the failures of the great leap foward.

Mao loooooved him some fart jokes, he woulda found pigpoopballs funny as hell.

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