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I will likely never have a chance with Olivia Colman (lemmy.sdf.org)
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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 1 month ago

All the celebs I am into I definitely have a chance with. See, they're all horny furries who like guys with dad bods who could suck the chrome off a tow hitch.

Choose your heroes wisely, kids. ๐Ÿ˜Œ

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 month ago

1.25" or 2"? I'm just curious if this is light or heavy duty.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 month ago

If that's all I have to work with, you're gonna need a note from your doctor and to sign a waiver in case of accidental tearage.

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