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[-] Egonallanon@feddit.uk 6 points 1 month ago
[-] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

No more fucks to give :(

[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Our build team worked so hard this past week to erect our lovely space

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Many men enter, uh one man leave?

[-] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world -5 points 1 month ago

I don't want to sound superstitious but I went to a school when I was a kid and it was based on an old book and a real similar thing happened. Look for pillars of salt that used to be women. That will be the real giveaway

[-] Gold_E_Lox@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

you went to a school based on a book? and woman were transformed to salt?

trust me, you dont sound superstitious at all.

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

If you went to a school that was all based on one book, then you were either part of a cult, or part of a cult disguised as a church.

[-] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago

God has sold more books than any other author ever. If we needed other books He would have written a sequel.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago

joke so triggering atheists hate it.

[-] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago

An innocuous reference to a well known story from a best selling book and they just can't help themselves.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago

sounds like they just need to get laid. unfortunately the orgy dome is gone, but never forgotten.

this post was submitted on 27 Aug 2025
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