me at work one day:
hmm there's a quantity button. /me clicks an ice water and clicks quantity. monkey brain immediately says push 9 as much as you can. so 999 ice waters later the entire system crashes in the middle of the dinner rush. i got a talking to by the gm that day. pretty funny.
When I worked in pizza delivery, I found a way to put in 1–1 = 0 soft drinks, so if I clicked confirm I could print a blank order for $0. I didn't actually do it out of fear of bricking the system (and inevitably having to do more work).
Please god let this be real it would be so funny
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