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yo mama so FAT, she can't store files larger than 4GB
She definitely can cuz she's exFAT
but she carries the weight really well because it's vfat. lol
Yo mama so old Debian calls her stable
Your mother is so obese, just one of her selfies hit the storage limit on Amazon S3.
Yo mama so fat because her nibbles are the size of bytes
yo mama's so dumb, she brought poker chips to a Monte Carlo simulation.
So Fat, she ate the 68k executable and had the PPC one for dessert!
I like your mother. She is a good woman. You, though, can byte me! Go computers!
yo mama's so gullible, she participated in an interactive zero-knowledge proof and believed the prover was literally the mythical Merlin.
this post was submitted on 30 Aug 2025
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