I have died of dysentery.
Does D&D count? I could probably have a decent time finding some magic item and then just using it in daily life.
I die of heart attack, bleeding, poison and disease simultaneously near the entrance to the Darkest Dungeon
Darktide?
I'm either getting killed by Nurgle cultists, or by the Inquisition for being weird and knowing heretical words like "Democracy" and "Human Rights".
I’d be piloting a ship around the Milky Way fueling my hoarding addiction with theft and murder
Eorzea isn't the worst fantasy world to be isekai'd into. I'd just set up in one of the capitals and try not to die
I don't think anything changes as I've played Dirt Rally 2.0. Maybe I'll just die in a car crash.
Good thing it's not the game I played second last... noita.
In the world as myself or as my character?
If as myself, i'll try to stay away from the US portion of Earth. They get attacked a lot. If as my character, I guess i'll just have to make a Captain's Log noting this strange phenomenon before giving the order to warp towards my next mission for Starfleet.
Life in Star Trek is easier than most, if you're in the right place.
My cousin calls and asks if I want to go bowling.
Would be weird since my cousin is dead
It's (an) Earth, mid 18th century. Mega-Ghana is the world's leading great power, having crusaded both Christianity and Islam more or less out of existence centuries ago. The place that I actually live in real life was just conquered by England, although this problem is somewhat mitigated by the fact that the (Visigothic) king of Spain invaded England and renamed it to "Nouveau France" several centuries ago. Such is the nature of a multiplayer Paradox megacampaign
I continue to press the buttons I'm told to, over and over again. Not much has changed.
I design a one-way mission to the moon. It's a complex, 3-stage rocket designed to take 1 passenger as the payload. Our brave passenger is a Korok.
I'm in the Star Trek universe! Post scarcity and a chance to understand the mysteries of the universe and live twice as long? Sign me up.
Peglin? I can throw stones pretty well, but not sure I can do much against sentient walls
Uhhhh, covered in sticky white latex? Yessir.
(It was changed)
Technically I'd be in Night City, but for the first few hours surrounded by homelessness and decay I'd likely be trying to figure out how I got to San Francisco again...
i teleport to the world of Deep Rock Galactic.
If im in the inner colonies, im probobly fine. If im part of the DRG crew, im screwed.
Deep Rock Galactic, after playing around with the grapple I would fall to the ground and die.
Witcher 3, Velen. I'm immediately killed by a bandit or a Drowner.
I'm fucked - Dead Cells.
I’m in feudal Japan during a civil war. I don’t speak any Japanese other than the lyrics to Mr. Roboto and I’m a foreigner. I’m probably dead.
(Shadow Tactics)
Get I teleported into the game as the hero? Then I have to mine for a while, find a strange artefact, have a seizure and then fly off into space with a helpful robot.. were I will most likely die due to space pirates a I have no idea how to pilot a spaceship for real.
The factory must grow. I need to figure out how to use the Logistics Train Network mod and build a new oil processing facility.
Some asshole chases me all around the map shooting rockets at me over and over again from a fucking flying motorcycle monstrosity.
I'd be killed by a monster straight from Hell in under 10 seconds unless I start moving and never stop. Never stop moving. Hopefully I can find a weapon and some body armour!
RDR2.
I'll go ask Dutch if I make negative amount of money if I'm supposed to take 50% from the camp funds
Someone, get me a crowbar!
Vampire Survivors so I'm pretty much fucked.
I would get killed by a Worm with a Bazooka, unless it's my turn first and I manage to kill it before it kills me.
BALLOONS! Get'm!
Judging by what the people in this world are saying, being rolled up into a giant ball and lobbed into space isn't as bad as it sounds.
Why is everything square!?
Wtf is with all these zombies and skeletons at night? Why is that green guy running at me? Does... does he not have arms? Are those... four legs? What is going on here?
boom
Pros: I'd only have to solve puzzles, then defeat an AI god at puzzles in order to be born into the real world and become effectively immortal so long as I keep up maintenance on my robo-bod. It's easier than it sounds.
Cons: Most human media is lost to time. I would be alone except for the fellow robots I wake up, and a lot of them are apparently annoying. The work of restoring civilization rests entirely on my shoulders. Luckily, I'm immortal.
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