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submitted 1 year ago by Damaskox@lemmy.world to c/games@lemmy.world

(Idea taken from a similar post I saw in Reddit a longer time ago)

I would probably get a knife in my ribs before I notice anything and be left to lie in the street ๐Ÿ˜…

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[-] Yazer@lemmy.ca 60 points 1 year ago

I'd land in a minefield, with only numbers to help me out.

[-] Granite@kbin.social 45 points 1 year ago
[-] Damaskox@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Isn't it that building/strategy game where beavers have evolved and build cities? Saw it in Steam.

[-] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 year ago

I'd be hanging out in my nice Minecraft city my friends and I are building. Honestly wouldn't be too bad

[-] Damaskox@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

...until the evening comes. I hope you do have...precautions for that?

[-] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago

We have inner and outer walls encircling the city and raised rail lines passing between major points of interest. I'd be prepared!

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[-] rustyricotta@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 year ago

Odds are that I get run over by a train shortly after. Also the factory must grow.

[-] Damaskox@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Hahaa!

Good that you beat the Great Filter of oil production (I think trains might be around or after researching that?)! Many of us find introducing oil...demoralizing playing motivation (did for me unfortunately!) ๐Ÿ˜…

[-] DredUnicorn@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

Valheim, so probably killed by a falling tree.

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[-] Deckweiss@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

Path of Achra - the game speaks for itself.

[-] hOUse_atomics@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

BG3, so I'm either getting body snatched, horribly murdered, or laid.

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[-] flicker@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago

I'm playing golf?

How unlikely! How fortunate I took so long to play Golf Story!

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[-] anti@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

If my regular Apex Legends experience applies, I've got about 30 seconds to live and no hope of my teammates reviving me.

[-] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

Lucky me, I live in Stardew Valley now. And I'm never going back.

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[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Factorio. The factory must grow.

[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago

I spend three years locked in a tiny capsule and then die because the engineers forgot to add parachutes.

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[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago
[-] at_an_angle@lemmy.one 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

THE FACTORY MUST GROW.

[-] atrielienz@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

It's animal crossing. I eat some fruit and then forget and hit a rock and break it.

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[-] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 13 points 1 year ago

WH40K: Darktide. In the grim dark future of the 41st millennium I am so F-ed in the A.

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[-] Shou@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Rimwold. I'll be dying from an infection caused by a chinchilla's bite.

[-] TheColonel@reddthat.com 11 points 1 year ago

Hang out with a bunch of cool dudes, do some diving, make some sushi.

Sounds pretty ideal.

[-] hactar42@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

I'd look pretty out of place as an overweight 43 year old man playing in the Women's World Cup.

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[-] anguo@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago

I'd be miserable in a basement, flinging my tears at flies and poop.

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[-] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 10 points 1 year ago

Caves of Qud. Guess I'm a farmer now. The world is very dangerous.

[-] keefshape@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago

Groan. That means I am stuck in boring but pretty Starfield forever.

Guess I would finally build an Outpost ๐Ÿ˜†

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[-] Willdrick@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Ffs i only olayed one match of Starship Troopers... Im getting dismembered by an oversized animstronic alien ant

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Service guarantees citizenship

[-] Willdrick@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I'm doing my part.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Stuck in the liminal space of THPS 1 and 2. Skateboarding forever. Alone.

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[-] sheogorath@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Get fucked 25 different ways by a megacorp.

[-] MooseBoys@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Iโ€™m so glad I decided not to play Alien Isolation tonight.

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[-] xkforce@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

My minecraft mod pack so id basically be the god that created that universe.

[-] BrightCandle@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago
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[-] Senseless@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago

I die. Just like I do in CS2. Shouldn't have started again, I'm just too old for this shit.

[-] tym@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Shitty time to have dusted off plants vs zombies. Guess me and crazy Dave are buds now. If you need me, I'll be rummaging through the kitchen cabinets looking for a helmet!

[-] EditsHisComments@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I'm trying to learn how to read in war-torn Bohemia in the High Medieval Ages :/

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[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 year ago

Brain damage (rocket league).

[-] profoundninja@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

Elden Ring. If it's anything like my playing experience. I'm dead within 2 minutes.

[-] frokie@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I go and live a peaceful life in Kakariko Village

[-] mxcory@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

~~I would go bowling with my cousin.~~

Oh wait, I forgot I played the RoboCop demo. Uh oh...

Note: The fact I forgot about playing it probably doesn't speak well for my enjoyment of the game.

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[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

I'd be living in the slums in Night City and have a higher quality of life than anyone I know in real life

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[-] nicky7@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

I have died of dysentery.

[-] Zoboomafoo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Darktide?

I'm either getting killed by Nurgle cultists, or by the Inquisition for being weird and knowing heretical words like "Democracy" and "Human Rights".

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Does D&D count? I could probably have a decent time finding some magic item and then just using it in daily life.

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