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Asmbly (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 weeks ago by tfm@europe.pub to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[-] itkovian@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

Please, programmers orgasm, when they are able merge the code with no conflicts.

[-] 8osm3rka@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

I like how there's a subtle masturbation joke here

[-] itkovian@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

If there is one, it is definitely unintentional.

[-] Thaurin@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Nice! Another one!

[-] DonutsRMeh@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Aaaah, that green ✅ on azdo 👨🏾‍🍳💋🤌🏾

[-] dsilverz@calckey.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

When you treat Assembly as a full-fledged, high-level, hot-reload-able language:

[-] racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago

Aw, no pie?😩

[-] DonutsRMeh@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

I orgasm hard when I find a new error other than the one I've been battling for the better part of a week.

[-] AntY@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Can emacs export to asm from an org-file?

[-] somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

Can ~~emacs~~ (n)vim export to asm from an org-file?

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