People who dislike their phones so much should stop using them. I’m very happy with mine.

once you get out of social media you realize the problem are those , no the phones.

I love being able to talk good quality pictures of my kids without having to even think about it or sharing them with their grandmother.

I enjoy when my home screen presents me with a nice portrait taken years ago that I have forgotten about. live photos are an amazing detail that often without any intention capture a funny or cute scene.

The phones is boring but thy are also a canvas. look the kind of covers that teenage girls use.

the problems with phones are not the phones. it’s companies taking advantage of them to steal every second of attention from us

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

what is this idea of "thin phone"??? A thick phone could fit more battery and specs and better camera

people around the world are fascinated by the sheer lack of phone here

My thoughts exactly

In our group chat my two other friends have exhanged literally 800 messages trying to figure out which of the newest models is best for them as if there any difference between them or between the few years old ones they already have. I literally spent less time considering the purchase of my house.

I love articles that use "phone" and "iPhone" interchangeably. Like, jfc.

Poetry

The iPhone Air is so small, I feel like I’ll sit on it and it will slide seamlessly up my rectum, never to be seen again.

There’s a 6.9” (nice) display joke here, but it’s too early in the morning to fit one in.

Between the ugly lump on the back of these and the horrid Liquid Ass interface this is possibly the ugliest iPhone they’ve ever released.

Life on Earth feels more and more like the experience of entering a Sweetgreen – beige, spartan and unobtrusive.

That's exactly my style. Literally all my clothing fulfills that criteria. It's either beige, green, or some variation of brown, very spartan, no decorations at all, and very unobtrusive. I think i could go into a forest and fit right into the plants, aesthetically.

What in the fuck is this guy talking about? Me when I'm addicted to social media but refuse to turn off notifications or curate my experience. The beginning of that second paragraph is a strange concoction of words that doesn't actually communicate anything. I skimmed through the article and it devolves into a rant about a play the author didn't enjoy and other stray ramblings like this:

Less is considered more. Being “tacky” is seen as the greatest imaginable sin. Odd, considering who’s the president of the United States and what he’s done to the White House, but maybe that’s the origin of all this cold minimalism.

This entire article feels like a paper you didn't start until the night it was due and only remembered about after you took a weed gummy.

Is this some kind of AI generated bad faith criticism?

This complaint feels like 2009 again. It was entertaining to me the period of time of younger people complaining about millennial grey/beige. A complete rejection of millennial minimalism to make way for popping colors and crowded tables of purchased knick knacks. Now it's back to minimalism, spending won't make you happy. Whatever the latest cope trend is