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Product ownership 101 (eviltoast.org)

Only valid in PHP?

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[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Or when you ask them to choose an index from an array and they give you their life story instead.

[-] bier@feddit.nl 1 points 3 days ago

I was just watching this classic video, wich is a great example of the meme

https://youtu.be/thIRJLsnIxY

[-] goatinspace@feddit.org 2 points 3 days ago
[-] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

"JAVA solves this problem by ..."

  • RIT in the fall, 2001
[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago
[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Boolean functions have potentially infinite return states depending on error handling

  • True
  • False
  • NA
  • NULL
  • Error1 "You done messed up."
  • Error2 "You done messed up differently. But again."
  • Error3 "My tender bosom heaves in anguish"

etc

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[-] yagurlreese@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

true || response == "true" 🤣

[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Ah, so you know my ex

[-] knightly@pawb.social 1 points 3 days ago

Sometimes my thoughts have bonus content. =3

[-] hemmes@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

It’s just being enumerated!

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