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I'm Not a Robot (neal.fun)

submitted 2 weeks ago by JRaccoon@discuss.tchncs.de to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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New thing from neal.fun. I got stuck at the rhythm game (level 47) so apparently I'm a robot..

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[-] laranis@lemmy.zip 23 points 2 weeks ago

Seems like a missed opportunity. That is definitely "stop sign".

[-] Landless2029@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Accept my creativity!!

What hidden criteria am I missing??

[-] sukhmel@programming.dev 10 points 2 weeks ago

The first one is genuinely impressive

I thought it's just a matter of colour count, but maybe you need more loops? Mine had more loops, I think, and after third colour it passed

[-] Landless2029@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I tried sketching with the entire pallet, loops and lines, total coverage... Nothing works!

I channeled my inner Bob Ross on the first one.

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[-] marcos@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

Help! What the fuck does "vegetable" mean after all?

[-] JRaccoon@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 2 weeks ago

Basically I just used trial and error on that one. It uses a strict definition of vegetable, no tomatoes for example. Potato head counts as a vegetable.

[-] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago

I did not select potato head and got through that one

[-] JRaccoon@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, reading other comments, apparently it doesn't matter if you select that one or not

[-] Successful_Try543@feddit.org 8 points 2 weeks ago

Non-fruity parts of an annual plant (and that strange guy obviously).

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[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 2 weeks ago

Since it took me an unreasonably long time:

Waldo is

Two squares below the sea and about 3/4 of the way to the right.

Where the hell is the guitar cat?

[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Start at the black food truck and go toward the orange seating. It's on the back of a guy's T-shirt who's sitting at the table one down from the couple who are bending down, one with his hand still on his beer.

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[-] pelya@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

I'm surprised that Tic Tac Toe is even winnable. There is always a perfect strategy to force a draw.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, clearly it's designed to make a mistake sometimes.

[-] Xylight@lemdro.id 15 points 2 weeks ago

I prompt injected the reverse turing (level 42)

[-] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago

This made me feel like I was having a stroke

[-] sukhmel@programming.dev 9 points 2 weeks ago

I didn't think it allows diagonal, because it wasn't the case for me, that's evil 🌚

your solution was

stop sign was diagonal, and bike was backwards horizontal

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[-] bss03@infosec.pub 9 points 2 weeks ago

I got stuck on 23. :(

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[-] Dekkia@this.doesnotcut.it 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'm stuck at 47.

That's Human enough for me.

[-] JRaccoon@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 weeks ago

Right there with you. I wonder what the required accuracy% is, after many tries I can do around 80% but that's not enough

[-] sukhmel@programming.dev 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

For me it says 85 is needed, and it seems to stop once I fall below 80%, so it always ends on 80% exactly

Edit: OK, I'm not sure if it becomes easier over time, like when chess pieces become queens, but I managed to beat it with 87%

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[-] Skanky@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

You've got to be fucking kidding me

[-] Robert7301201@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

Luckily you get more queens as you fail.

I only needed five to win. 😓

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[-] LolaCat@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

spoiler

That rhythm game at the end was actual hell ;o;

Cerificate

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

And I was, in fact, a robot.

[-] Avalokitesha@programming.dev 7 points 2 weeks ago

The guitar cat got me.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Lol, the rhythm game is actually the last (real) one.

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[-] someacnt@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

As a mathematician I cannot be bothered to solve level 34. Guess I am a robot

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Do I still qualify as a human if I have to ask the computer how to sort those numbers?

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[-] goatinspace@feddit.org 6 points 2 weeks ago

凸(⊙▂⊙✖ )

[-] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

The circle was impossible for me.

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

As a hint, the larger you make the circle, the easier it is... if you are fast.

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[-] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago

I got to the "draw a perfect circle"... 94% is wild.

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[-] HatchetHaro@pawb.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

the empire state building one was the most frustrating. luckily it's near the end of the game.

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[-] thurstylark@lemmy.today 5 points 2 weeks ago

Got stuck on panorama. Guess I'm a robot

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[-] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'm concerned that the comments are talking about things I don't recognize so they must be further, and I'm on level 37 and can't figure out which men are AI generated 😭

Edit: it sounds like everyone talking about a guitar cat is because they got a different puzzle than me. Mine was find the kissing couple

[-] JRaccoon@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 weeks ago

It's three in total. Two are pretty obvious, the one I just guessed

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[-] juliebean@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago

39 is really fucking with me. i swear i'm not a robot, i'm just autistic. kind of embarrassing that the math one was easier than 'use your face to express basic human emotions' for me.