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submitted 3 days ago by meldrik@lemmy.wtf to c/wtf@lemmy.wtf
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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 35 points 3 days ago

You know when they say the secret ingredient is love? This is how the love is added.

[-] chelatna@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 days ago

The knives are right there too.

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

As someone who likes to optimize and plan my time a lot, this is a really handy chart.

[-] blarghly@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

*overoptimize and overplan

To be fair, in my case it's a handy chart to help avoid that in most cases.

[-] m33@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago
[-] m33@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 days ago

When the trial period is expired…

[-] jbrains@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 days ago

Do you kiss her?

Then what's the problem?

[-] meldrik@lemmy.wtf 2 points 3 days ago

They are having his parents over for dinner? 😅

[-] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 7 points 3 days ago

To be fair, if you're drunk, you're less liable to cut your fingers off this way.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Teeth regrows so it's better

[-] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

This is genius

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