I make other drivers late just by driving the speed limit.

Aww, man... I want a recumbent tricycle.

I'll admit, this is the first post to make me legitimately laugh on c/funny.

Now I'm gonna take my bike and buy a crowbar. You never know when one of these idiots needs some face modelling.

Maybe build infrastructure that gets people off the road so you can get to work on time.

Last I checked a bike takes up less space than a car.

ok lead boomer

The funniest part about this is I’m constantly surrounded by cunts on my commute to work but none of them are on bikes.

Being a cunt isn’t exclusive to your chosen vehicle.

Why does it have to be car propaganda? I only walk or use public transport and still hate them.