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submitted 3 days ago by pastermil@sh.itjust.works to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[-] jedibob5@lemmy.world 63 points 3 days ago

Clearly someone's never been horny on main...

[-] wheezy@lemmy.ml 20 points 3 days ago

git clone <repo> -b dom_mommy

[-] dwt@feddit.org 12 points 3 days ago

[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 days ago

but then how will you know whose master and whose sub. lol

[-] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

git blame or git-shame

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago

git blame-someone-else

[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

I've heard of slut shaming but never blaming. Lol

[-] jade52@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

These will be the next to go

[-] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 days ago

You have to set the little jumper.

[-] wheezy@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 days ago

git submodule list

this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2025

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