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My shoulder hurts so much
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I love extra fabulous’ take on it
This is horribly hilarious.
I have lived both lives and yearn for the days I could recover from looking at the mailbox weird
When I was a young teenager, we were getting out of the minivan. I was holding onto the door thing between the sliding door (where I was coming from) and the front passenger where my grandmother was.
She proceeded to slam the front door shut on my hand.
It closed and locked.
"I think the door is shut on my hand" I said because it was sudden. And I was a kid.
"What?" said dad. I started to repeat myself before he processed it and he fucking freaaaked, climbing inside the van to unlock it from the driver's side, shouting about grabbing my fingers to get them reattached and they opened the door
and
My hand is fine. Fingers still attached. Only thing on them was a thin line across the knuckles. We iced them but it didn't hurt.
He spent the rest of the day once we got home trying to slam him own hands to see how it happened lmao
I imagine hand size was the key factor here, then location of hand lol
Oh absolutely. Mother told him to knock it off. Also much squisher hands. We think it popped the knuckles out but...teen, they just went back in.
This is also adult me if I don't lay 100% flush with the bed
Michael Jackson was a good actor. Am I right?
Fuckin what?
this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2025
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