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I'd encourage him to watch the 1983 classic War Games. He could just not play this game. Find a hobby.
Fuck off and leave us alone.
I think he did
I would like intentional ignorance to be painful. Or karma to be instant.
Just don't
Maybe just stick to plants?
Get a real job and stop fucking around with this bullshit
Edit: Addressed to God, not OP
Smite all the legislators who voted for the Taft-Hartley act (prior to them voting).
Make my asshole pinker
adamantine skeletons
DO. NOT. TEST. INTELLIGENCE BUILDS.
Stick to claws, fangs, venom, etc.
I don't think there's anything wrong with a species having intelligence necessarily, it's more that we tend to default to greed and fuckery and irrational nonsense that's the problem IMO. If we were an intelligent species that actually respected the Earth and our fellow living things, it could actually be quite nice here I think.
Might rethink intelligence. Clearly still in the beta phase.
The ability to instantly explode at will
I think the biggest thing would be to allow learning to not be lost between generations. Humans make the same mistakes, have the same weaknesses, are exploitable in the same way all throughout history. It's a tragedy of the human condition.
I want god to kill him/her/them selves
Don't make anything capable of being more intelligent than a cat. They seem pretty content and aside from the... bird genocide... they aren't fucking the world up in an endless pursuit of greed.
So yeah, no smarter than cats and no desire for bird genocide.
Cats are only committing bird genocide because humans introduced them to countries where the birds can't fight back.
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