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"You're not going to heaven Why the fuck would you think I'd ever kick it with you? None of you are going to heaven There's a trillion aliens cooler than you"
"From God's Perspective" - Bo Burnham
People should start posting that they know people who were raptured. That ~~was~~ way all the religious zealots will start to think they weren't good enough and got left behind.
Edit to fix typo.
I love it "oh I'm sorry you didn't get picked, was it because you were thinking about what the gays really do in the bedroom?"
religious zealots will start to think they weren’t good enough
Self-doubt requires a capacity for self-reflection, though. None of the zealots I know have it, even to a small degree.
All good people were raptured but their bodies are kept operating so us left on earth will never know.
Tell this to your local asshole evangelists. Let them deduct themselves that they are abandoned by god because they are shite.
They would not recognize Jesus anyway, expecting a white man wearing a toga and a cross, and carrying an American flag and an AR15.
We would know. My dogs are still here.
Um, I was told all the Christians would be gone. I'm rooting for the rapture as hard as they are these days.
A lot of Christians according to Revelation won't be raptured because they worship or support the antichrist... Sounds like MAGA to me.
this post was submitted on 25 Sep 2025
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