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submitted 7 months ago by TheWaterGod@lemmy.ca to c/offbeat@lemmy.ca

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[-] crazyminner@lemmy.ml 14 points 7 months ago

Thats happens when you name a bird, Mr. Terminator.

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

He'll be back

[-] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[-] huppakee@piefed.social 2 points 7 months ago

Just fyi, swans can fly back to their home pretty easily. Also, deportation and no entry for you mister aren't in their dictionary.

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