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[Jenny Gorelick] Co-Stars (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[-] minorkeys@lemmy.world -1 points 55 minutes ago* (last edited 53 minutes ago)

Interesting that her partner isn't Lebron James in the analogy. He also needs a team to win so she could have said, even Lebon James needs team mates to win the game. But she didn't, she relegated her partner to the less valuable role, wonder what that choice indicates...

[-] DistrictSIX@lemmy.zip 1 points 43 minutes ago

A joke, it indicates a joke made by a stand up. You know, comedy. It's not a confession of deeply held beliefs, jfc.

[-] minorkeys@lemmy.world 1 points 2 minutes ago

Then why is it funny?

[-] Aljernon@lemmy.today 5 points 9 hours ago

Too many guys take it as a swipe at their ability to please their partner when a woman needing a vibrator typically has zero to do with his ability to get her off and everything to do with her ability to get off.

[-] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago

I’m not emasculated by it, and very much enjoy it. Hitachi magic wands are so much fun. Thrusting rabbits are a delight.

But….

The ones that are realistic penis replicas….

I get a bit turned off looking down and seeing a veiny flesh-colored penis in my hand. Just kinda takes me out of the moment. If I were bi, I’m sure it’d be lovely. But it’s just not for me.

[-] SpaceCadet@feddit.nl 21 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Wonder how she'd feel if instead of her needing a physical aid, it would be him needing a visual aid.

It's like, if Mia Khalifa is on your team ... Are you mad that she scored more points than you?

[-] IronBird@lemmy.world 8 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

they are different senses, doesn't really work as an analogy

a super tight fleshlight would probably work better, which can also vibrate

[-] SpaceCadet@feddit.nl 7 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

they are different senses, doesn’t really work as an analogy

It works just fine. Men tend to be more visually oriented, for women the physical part is often the limiting factor to reach a climax.

In both cases something external is added to get over the other party's "inadequacies".

[-] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 2 points 14 hours ago

Dont even need that, plenty of dudes have issues where they prefer porn and masturbation to intimacy with their partner.

[-] IronBird@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

i dont have a partner, but i am (trying) to get over a porn/masturbation addiction myself right now...it's...way tougher than it feels like it should be, but then i guess really thinking back it's an addiction i'v had nearly 15+ years now.

so i guess it's no surprise some people have that issue continue while being in relationship

[-] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 34 points 22 hours ago

Sometimes you just don't have time. Like, brother.. Come on.. I'm almost 40. It's not as easy to jackhammer my wife at the perfect angle for 25 straight minutes anymore. It's better for everyone, her included, if she helps rub that shit out and we can both be asleep by 10pm. We have work tomorrow, and you know our daughter's going to come pitter-pattering in here at 4:30am to say she's hungry because she couldn't be fucked to eat more than two beans and a half a chicken tender the night prior.

[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 19 points 20 hours ago

Plus if you're the type to get more satisfaction from your partner's pleasure than your own (which I'm hoping goes for everyone reading this), if toys help her come more times, why wouldn't you do it? I know I always enjoyed it more that way, SHE was the one who didn't want it too often lol

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[-] Ougie@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

It's always funny to hear people who've never been part of a team speaking about team sports. Jenny thinks it's fun to pass the ball to Lebron and watch him dunk - the few minutes you're not on the bench that is 😂 It's not about just winning, it's about winning well. Joga bonito Jenny, I'd rather fuck the wall.

[-] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 hours ago

Jenny thinks it's fun to pass the ball to Lebron and watch him dunk - the few minutes you're not on the bench that is 😂

What are you talking about? Assists are absolutely a great feeling when playing basketball. And, for that matter, so are wide-open shots you score in plays made possible by teammates' contribution: good passing, pick setting, etc.

And I've never played at a level where alley oops are possible, but I kinda wish that I could've.

[-] Ougie@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Absolutely true, but assists are just one facet of the game, even greats like Nash in basketball or Pirlo in football whose passing was what made them famous, did everything else too. Imho being able to visualize the entire court/pitch etc and to create plays requires the highest level of mastery, it's absolutely amazing to watch and the few times I was able to pull something like that off, it's a better feeling than scoring. That being said, this doesn't translate well to the sex with a vibrator scenario because it's not quite a team game. It's an inanimate fucking object that your partner prefers to you. You're not Steve Nash opening the play for your team, you're the ball boy.

[-] Pika@rekabu.ru 43 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

She took a perfectly fine point (toys can be used in sex and enrich the play)...and then formulated in a way that would indeed be off-putting to plenty of guys.

Toys should not become LeBron James of your sex, "earning more points" and leaving partner on the sideline. They should be useful assistants at reaching the peak pleasure.

As long as the point is "my partner can drive me even hornier with this" - it is super healthy and great. But when the toy itself becomes the focus, it's not great. She could masturbate much to the same success.

[-] Soulg@ani.social 9 points 20 hours ago

Even if it was the case that the vibrator did more heavy lifting in any given encounter I certainly wouldn't want to be told in this way

[-] radiofreebc@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

I would love to listen to a female comedian that doesn't just joke about getting laid.

[-] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 10 points 21 hours ago

No issues... Sometimes you gotta think of her sister to finish so fair is fair..

[-] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 22 hours ago

See, men are told by movies and stories that they need to be "the hero" (singular) not "best team player" or "important helper". nope. main character or bust.

[-] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

It's you're not first, you're last

[-] Insekticus@aussie.zone 3 points 12 hours ago

Oh hell, Son, I was high that day. That doesn't make any sense at all, you can be second, third, fourth... hell you can even be fifth

[-] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

The real comedy is in the comments we found along the way.

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