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[-] Mostly_Roblox@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

Windows peaked at 7, I only moved to Windows 10 when Windows 7 lost support

[-] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

That's mostly due to your age. Older people say it peaked at XP, younger people are saying it peaked at 10. Truth is, they're all kinda the same shit.

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[-] cm0002@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Oh how I wish we could just go back to W7 :(

As a programmer, my world changed when Windows 95 came out, what with being 32-bit and having an extremely powerful (if difficult-to-use at first) low-level audio API, since I mainly wrote software synthesis and music composition apps. I have not given two fucks for anything that has happened since 95. Quite amazingly, that audio API has remained in existence, unchanged, all the way until today. 30 years of not having to change what I'm doing at all has been absolutely amazing. That shit even worked, without modification, for Windows CE (Compact Edition) and Windows Mobile, so I was able to make versions of my software synthesizer that ran on shitty smartphones from 2005. It worked on Windows Phone as well, albeit it quite uselessly.

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[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I remember when we were a Unix shop (BSD & Linux) sharing space with guys writing code for some kind of printing software (for professional printing shops that did complex format conversions) that apparently absolutely had to be on Windows (because, unclear reasons, nobody would buy a non Windows printing management box, or something).

Anyway, they were writing for one of the early versions of NT, maybe 2000, not sure, and were pulling their hairs out the whole time we were with them.

A classic I remember was "the system will just decide that our driver (pretty much the only thing running) isn't that important, and dump it's priority to the shitter. Once it's there, it's dead in the water and we can't get it active again without physical intervention. We've been talking to Microsoft for weeks to get around this."

I suppose this has been more or less addressed by Microsoft nowadays, but, of course, this kind of thing hasn't been an issue in unixland, like ever. Because it's a system that fucking makes sense. And about the versions of Windows, I stopped using their stuff in the DOS days, so it's not like I even have an opinion.

(and yes, they did have a couple very high end developers, on top of the regular grunts)

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[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago
[-] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

But Windows ~~10~~ 11 is going to be the last version of Windows!

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[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 15 points 1 week ago

There were four versions that were useful for their time. Accurate.

[-] uservoid1@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Win ME is the 98 image but the rock is on the smaller branch

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[-] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 11 points 1 week ago

This is why I am on linux.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 1 week ago
[-] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Or my personal favorite, Win2K?

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[-] marcos@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

It's a stone hammer, but fully locked in place and chipped into a somewhat flat head.

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

And it doesn't show on the pictures, but it was always made of rubber.

[-] Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago

Where the fuck is Windows 2000 Advanced Server? The shiniest turd of them all

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Excuse me say what? 2000 was a huge leap forward for reliability, uptime and Active Directory, blew the doors off every version before it, home and commercial.

[-] Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

Was it still Windows? I did say shiniest.

[-] myotheraccount@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Windows 9 looks nice, I'll take that one

[-] mrmorganiser@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

What about Windows ME? - the best version of classic windows.

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 7 points 1 week ago

Windows ME was one of those squeaky toy hammers.

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[-] halloween_spookster@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

It's just a bottle of whiskey

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[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Why skip 95 and put a blank in for 9. Windows 95/98 are the reason why there is no windows 9. Far too many lazy programmers make software and drivers that abbreviated to windows9 because there were two versions. Still nice try, I guess.

[-] TipsyMcGee@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

Because the omission is notable and funny, even if they had their reasons

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[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Telemetry started way, way earlier then Win 10.

Not nearly to the extent that we have now.

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[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Accurate, because not one of them has the hammer facing down.

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