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[JeremyMcLellan] I would (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[-] dumbass@aussie.zone 10 points 5 days ago

Plot twist, Santa is behind global warming so he can live in a tropical climate instead of a frozen tundra.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 10 points 5 days ago

Santa should have been tagging the ears of the future CEO kids like how naturalists tag lions. Do us a favor, big guy.

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

The Santa we need now

[-] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Revenge of the capitalists ig

Although Santa himself had quite the industry

this post was submitted on 07 Oct 2025
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