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Vodka
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That's the spirit
I want to be potato
The resemblance is uncanny, I believe in you.
I think you half there
Can I become vodka?
With proper composting and horticulture, yes, eventually.
Yes, but first, potato.
It takes a lot of work by outside forces to turn a potato into vodka. It doesn't just do it on its own.
Fun Fact - Potatoes contain enough nutrients to keep a human alive almost indefinitely on a 100% potato diet.
Close. All you need to add is some salt and butter (well any fat will do) as the only thing a 100% potato diet lacks is salt and fats.
So yes, mash potato can keep you alive and healthy.
this post was submitted on 16 Oct 2023
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