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Fucking vegans (lemmy.ml)
submitted 3 days ago by phdeeznuts@mander.xyz to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[-] antsu@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 days ago

Can't tell if this is criticism on non-vegans or if someone just really wants it to be socially acceptable to fuck a cow.

[-] kplaceholder@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

Assuming good faith, I guess this is about the hypocrisy of everyone acting extremely morally righteous when it comes to the sexual exploitation of animals and then tolerating, accepting and celebrating all other forms of exploitation of animals. I really hope it is not going the other way around.

[-] phdeeznuts@mander.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

Yes that is correct. Sorry I didn't think it would be received as anti-vegan.

[-] kplaceholder@lemmy.ml 1 points 22 hours ago

To be fair, I read it correctly the first time and didn't occur to me that it could be interpreted in any other way until I went into the comment section.

[-] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

In dairy, cattle are sexually exploited. Cows must be preggers to give milk, so they wank a bull to get his semen, then a farmer will inject that semen into a cow while holding her cervix with his hand up her arse. Then when she gives birth, the calf will either become a milker like her mum, or become veal if he's a boy.

But we don't talk about that. It's only wrong if you stick your peepee into a cow.

[-] RenLinwood@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 days ago

Not true at all, they've been able to make cows produce milk with artificial hormones for decades now, which is also why veal isn't as widely available as it used to be

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 0 points 2 days ago

Not the person you replied to, I agree with your interpretation but then I'm confused with the post title. "Fucking Vegans"?... Um...?

[-] phdeeznuts@mander.xyz 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The title is a joke. Playing on the typical 'smh vegans blah blah blah' and the wanting to fuck animals part of the top of the meme.

[-] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 1 points 2 days ago

Is it because cows are technically vegans(?

OMG! This post is about cow-fucking!!!

/j

[-] tobogganablaze@lemmus.org 1 points 2 days ago

Cows are not vegans, though.

[-] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 1 points 1 day ago

Is it because they drink milk as calves? Then no mammal is vegan :0

[-] tobogganablaze@lemmus.org 1 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Because they occasionally eat small mammals (and insects).

[-] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 2 days ago

this is a fucking lie. That didn't happen.

Dairy cows are made into burgers not steaks!

this post was submitted on 08 Oct 2025
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