What a great way to handle No Kings Day parade. 🙄

WTF? Those things cost money!

WTF kind of money do you have right now, Donny? You don't even have "pay my own employees" money, Donny. You ain't got shit other than make a bunch of people literally shoot money into the ocean so you can feel like a big man? A literal tiny dick move, Donny? That's how you handle this? Why not drive up to the event in a F-350 pickup and complete the tiny dick hat trick, Donny?

Huh, some Romans should get in there and tell them what happens when you don't pay the people who fight your inane wars.

Apparently it's true

https://archive.ph/tCFLm

Say, what did the American Revolutionaries do instead of protesting the King of England? Hmm...wait, why did they call themselves American Revolutionaries and not English Colony Protestors? Hmm....fucking...hmmm......