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Scrum Master Five Minutes Before Standup (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 5 months ago by jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[-] affenlehrer@feddit.org 24 points 5 months ago

I don't quite understand

[-] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 32 points 5 months ago

It's a scene from the film How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying where the main character tries to make it look like he's been working all night, right before the CEO walks through the door.

[-] affenlehrer@feddit.org 2 points 5 months ago

Ok, I get it now. I was also wondering what our scrum masters were doing the whole day. They always had a mentoring side hustle and some pet projects. Now we they're all gone.

[-] Quibblekrust@thelemmy.club 2 points 5 months ago

What is he pouring out of that bag?

[-] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

Cigarettes

[-] RogueBanana@piefed.zip 2 points 5 months ago

I haven't seen the show but does he usually carry an emergency bag of cigarette buds?

[-] balance8873@lemmy.myserv.one 4 points 5 months ago

I guess their version of scrum includes naps? Good for them!

[-] affenlehrer@feddit.org 6 points 5 months ago

And tons of paper

[-] menas@lemmy.wtf 2 points 5 months ago

no scrum, no master

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Multiply this by everyone in the engineering department and you have SAFe on planning day.

this post was submitted on 18 Oct 2025
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