“Why aren’t you fixing the boiler?”
“Scheduling conflict.” *flips through magazine*
Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived. licks finger and turns the page of Zero-g Juggs magazine
It's wrong, wash bucket. Oh, it would be sweet for a while, but in the back of our minds we'd know that I'm a man and you're janitorial equipment.
My job? Toilets 'n boilers, boilers 'n toilets, plus that one boilin' toilet. Fire me if'n you dare.
Scruffy believes in this company.
excellent taste in quotes.
Scruffy's on break slowly comps one potato chip
Scruffy, do you have any varmint grease?
What viscosity do you need?
Jail's not so bad. You can make sangria in the terlet. Course, it's shank or be shanked.
Prison’s not so bad. You can make Sangria in the toilet. Of course, it’s shank or be shanked.
Terlet
Of course it is.
Second
Second
Second
Scruffy’s gonna get himself another one of those three hundred dollar haircuts… This one’s lost it’s pizzazz.
Life and death are a seamless continuum. Mmhmm.
Done broke my spine.
Nice rack, tho...
Scruffy hears ya. Scruffy don't care.
Didn't Groundskeeper Willie say this too?
He did, and now I'm having trouble finding a clip of Scruffy saying it. I'm wondering if I conflated the two.
"Mhmm"
marmalade
Oh marmalade!
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