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What was I supposed to remember today? (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by actionjbone@sh.itjust.works to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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[-] Don_alForno@feddit.org 9 points 3 months ago

The gunpowder treason and plot.

[-] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 months ago

What's "gunpowder treason"?

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

Part of a well-known stanza.

It's also treason with - get this - gunpowder.

https://gprivate.com/6iz9j

[-] EbenezerScrew@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Don't forget to bring a towel.

[-] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

To drink water.

[-] onlooker@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 months ago

Your dirty laundry has been in the washer for a week now.

[-] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

And is now dirtier than even. The mold makes it cheaper an easier to just buy new clothes.

[-] Tenderizer78@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago

To save the world. Unfortunately you didn't show up and I'm quite salty about that.

[-] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

No, I didn't forget that. I chose not to.

[-] erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

Don't use it if it doesn't have a flared base.

[-] BlazingBonfire@piefed.world 3 points 3 months ago

It’s my birthday and you made reservations for all of us to go out to dinner at Cipriani’s downtown.

Don’t forget again! It’s the one on W Broadway not the one on 42nd street, okay?!

[-] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Eat a whole can of baked beans

[-] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

"Remember, remember the 5th of November / Eat a whole can of baked beans"

Yes, that must be it. Thanks!

[-] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

You were supposed to remind me of something. Now I forgot what it was. Damn you!

[-] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 months ago

🎄 Only forty shopping days left until Christmas, spend spend spend! 🎄

[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

That the crash wasn't your fault.

[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

The code to open the safe with all the SNAP money

[-] zdhzm2pgp@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

Things.

[-] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago

Breathe. Just breathe.

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